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Post by michaelporter on Aug 6, 2004 3:18:39 GMT -5
OMG, Chris,
NOT YOU TOO!!! lol
Anyway...all kidding aside, I STILL want to get my hands on Ric Micheals...but NOT in THAT way! He's been a pain in my ass long enough. I want this to come to a finish...whatever THAT is, and whoever comes out on top...NO...NOT THAT WAY! I owe Micheals, and by God, it WILL happen, one way or another. MARK MY WORDS!!!
Michael Porter
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Post by studio42 on Aug 6, 2004 11:02:16 GMT -5
OK, here's how it should go, since it seems everyone wants the "evening gown match" to take place.
I kind of think the wrestling in drag thing is a bit much, but hey, if Rob wants it to go that way, then I bow to experience. It might be quite an event.
What I'm thinking is that the LUZER of the match has to wear the evening gown and pose for pictures with audience and/or UWA people and most definately the winner. That picture, posiing with the winner, gets blown up to poster size and hung in the UWA training facilities AND posted to the UWA web site home page for 1 week.
So, the match would need to be towards the beginning so costume changes can be done and have snaps taken before the main event.
I suppose I better find "Here She Is, Miss America" or something like that for when the luzer enters the venue after the change. Either that or I'll cue up Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy", which might be more entertaining.
I got it. Match 1: Porter announces. Michaels manages a wrestler. Match 2: reverse roles. Match 3: they wrestle. During Match 4, chances. After match 4, photo ops. Match 5 and 6 go on as normal.
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Post by michaelporter on Aug 6, 2004 12:38:51 GMT -5
Chris,
You're a REAL PIECE OF WORK!!! lol
Michael Porter
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Post by Professor Pimpstatus on Aug 6, 2004 13:53:55 GMT -5
forget it
I say King Of The Deathmatch fight. C4 in the ring, lightbulbs, thumb tacks, barb wire ropes, swords, the whole 9 yards.
Afterwards you can pay the winner a can of Coke, and pocket all the money. Tell them both that you will call them, then never do.
Great way to settle the whole situation.
(but why does that sound like something that I have read before?)
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Post by michaelporter on Aug 6, 2004 16:39:47 GMT -5
What in the BLUE HELL is going on here? What IS this...some kind of a conspiracy? King of the Deathmatch? C4...lightbulbs...thumb tacks...barb wire ropes...swords???
Why don't you just take us to Spain for "The Running of the Bulls", for crying out loud?
What in the Hell have I gotten myself in to? You are ALL SICK PUPPIES!!! Hey...speaking of puppies...lol!!!
Michael Porter
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Post by Rob Wilds on Aug 6, 2004 17:50:37 GMT -5
then again, maybe Ill just walk up to one of you at the show and fire you outright in the locker room.
as for payiong them with a can of Coke, YA THINK IM MADE OF MONEY HERE?!?!?! lol
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Post by studio42 on Aug 6, 2004 21:40:48 GMT -5
Running of the bulls...... hmmmm
Naw, airfare and satellite links are too expensive. I think I could get a herd of rampaging guinea pigs. They may not have horns, but they can bite!
Don't worry Rob, it will be a DIET soda.
Well, there's still the idea of the King of the Hell in the Cell Steel Cage Deathmatch, Hardcore Street Edition.
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Post by michaelporter on Aug 7, 2004 13:47:05 GMT -5
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!!! lol
Michael Porter
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Post by CaptainAmerica on Aug 11, 2004 18:44:53 GMT -5
rob likes teddy bears eh? i have always had a theory about those big scary guys and soft little things
CaptainAmerica
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Post by Rob Wilds on Aug 11, 2004 22:40:06 GMT -5
huh?
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Post by CaptainAmerica on Aug 17, 2004 22:52:50 GMT -5
Mattattac78 said he would dress up as a teddy bear for you and im saying that proves my point big scary guys like cute fluffy things
CaptainAmerica
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