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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 4, 2006 14:20:50 GMT -5
You know all about burned bridges dont you Matt.
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Post by CaptainAmerica on Apr 4, 2006 14:32:22 GMT -5
Prof Pimp im Not an English major dont pretend to be
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Post by michaelporter on Apr 4, 2006 16:18:05 GMT -5
Wilds and Micheals... Be AFRAID...be VERY AFRAID!!! ;D I'm working on something that just MIGHT curl you collective tails before you are forced to tuck them between your collective legs! WHAT am I saying? You and The Apocalypse WILL see WHEN I'M READY! The Apocalypse likes to attack in numbers AND from behind? Well...then, I suggest that YOU keep looking behind YOUR backs. WHEN? MAYBE April 22nd...MAYBE in May...MAYBE in June...MAYBE in July...MAYBE in August...MAYBE in September...MAYBE in October...MAYBE in ! Keep your eyes OPEN and your heads turning! Michael Porter
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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 4, 2006 18:11:54 GMT -5
U talk a big fight Mike, but then again you always have.
History lesson. Everyone here is crying that the Apocalypse is BACK. Lts talk about ganging up and attacking from behind. What about Jimmy Snuka and the Tonga Kid blindsiding me in Marysville. I notice nobody cried about that. What about when just this last show as I was handing vega his lil ass you, honky, jason vega, the Asylum and Tommy coming to the ring and attacking me. WHAT ABOUT THAT? Did I come on here and cry that I got beat up? NO, THATS MY JOB! So Mr Commissioner, keep this in mind. I gave you your job, ad unless you have an order from the committee, I can take it away! What happened last time you picked a fight with me Mike? Do you remember? (I know you do)
Think about it. You may live longer.
Apocalypse-4-life!
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Post by Professor Pimpstatus on Apr 4, 2006 19:21:38 GMT -5
You know all about burned bridges dont you Matt. is that a crack at my red hair?!?!?!
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Post by Professor Pimpstatus on Apr 4, 2006 19:24:25 GMT -5
let's see.... If a group of modern edged/aged wrestlers called themselfs "De-Generation X," what would a group of Mike Porter aged wrestlers be.... Generation Alpha?
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Post by ricmicheals on Apr 4, 2006 20:32:22 GMT -5
Porters teams names
Team Viagra? Geritol Gang? The Linament Squad? Metamucil maniacs?
It doesn't matter and the Apocalypse doesn't care. ANYONE the Porter could ge to TRY to scare us would probably be from his WWE days. We are not scared of a bunch of old, broken down, past their prime, welfare collecting skeletons. Rob, I kind of like Porter as commish. It's a great gimmick. Really. He pretends he's in charge just like everyone pretends to be awake when he has the mic. Commissioner Porter is damn lucky that I have a hang nail, a headache and a major case of I DON"T WANT TO KILL AN OLD MANITIS. If I didn't I would bury him myself on the 22nd. But I don't want the death of the beloved commissioner on my hands so I will be nice. CJ mentioned earlier that she didn't see Porter and Honky goingthru the tables....There's a good reason for that.... THERE WAS ONLY 1 TABLE. If we had put Honky thru a table maybe UWA could have petitoned to get his money back on the account he died. Porter, watch your back on the 22nd. Stay away from the ring during the tables match OR YOU might be a victim yourself.
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Post by biff68 on Apr 4, 2006 23:26:24 GMT -5
hey porter bring in x-pac hall and nash then we will see who's scared..................4-life.........
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Post by travis on Apr 4, 2006 23:29:01 GMT -5
yo robbie i got one thing to say to you your future has arrived hahahaha
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Post by ricmicheals on Apr 4, 2006 23:32:44 GMT -5
x pac we would love to bring in. Hall im not sure about. Nash, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL HE WILL BE COMING BACK. We brought him in once, he stunk up the place.
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Post by Professor Pimpstatus on Apr 5, 2006 10:31:05 GMT -5
x pac we would love to bring in. LOL... and that is why your company will fail!!!! Are you kidding me "we would love to bring [x-pac] in" Sean always sucked in every gimmic he had. Not a good worker, and for sure not a headliner. It would be a waste of money bringing him in. I would recomend Rude Boy over X-Pac any day. Shoot, Cooley could probally get more asses in seats than X-Pac.
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Post by Professor Pimpstatus on Apr 5, 2006 10:39:25 GMT -5
oh and I could have told you that Nash would stink up the joint. I mean look at his post-1992 career, every match was a bore. He was a wrestler only in it for the money.
Read the book "The Death of WCW." There is some great insight on Kevin Nash as head booker there, and milking his payroll.
But even prior to that, WOW magazine did articles on him milking his paycheck and not working matches. He was one of those wrestlers who took advantage of his "no-fight" clause and still collected his money. That is another reason why Vince didn't jump on getting him back.
...and we all know that the nWo comeback in WWE was to get Hogan back into the fold, not Hall & Nash.
Any observations in the world of prowrestling between 1998-2002 would have told anyone DO NOT BOOK NASH.
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Post by ricmicheals on Apr 5, 2006 11:20:24 GMT -5
You can think we would fail all you want. X Pac still is somewhat of a draw with fans. Cooley has 0 fans left. Rude Boy we've already brought in.
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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 5, 2006 13:23:37 GMT -5
is that your professional opinion? Tell ya what, u stick to being a dj and let me run the company.
I could say your radio carrier will fail cause your a pompus assh@le, and you cant seem to go a day withougt offending someone, or that you think you know everything about everything and everyone HATES a know it all... but I dont!
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Post by michaelporter on Apr 5, 2006 15:02:55 GMT -5
Wilds... You beeotch and moan about you and The Apocalypse being beat down? Well...THAT followed what YOU and your group did earlier in the evening! It's called "COMEUPPANCE" or "an eye for an eye"! As far as YOU being attacked by The Superfly and TK...well...THAT occured after you blasted me with that chair at Andrew's Show 2 in Marysville! By the way, Rob...how long did it take to get the stink of The Tonga Kid's "Stink-Face" ass out of your nose and off of your face? Oh...and just for YOUR sake...I've had MY attorney look over my Commissioner's contract. And HE has informed me that it is IRON-CLAD...meaning that it takes a UNANIMOUS vote of the ENTIRE Booking Committee to relieve me of my duties as UWA Commissioner, OR by me RESIGNING! Remember...YOU added THAT into the contract YOURSELF...BEFORE you and Micheals decided to re-form The Apocalypse! You can't blame ANYONE but YOURSELF! Check out the contract YOURSELF! Oh...and IF you TRY any funny business, my attorney says a lawsuit COULD and WOULD be in order...AND the UWA could just possibly have a NEW Owner! And Micheals...there WAS a table at ringside...the one with the bell on it! You ARE good at what you do...attacking from the side or behind. Let's see what you could do one-on-one sometime! Now...let's see...Team Viagra...Geritol Gang...The Linament Squad...Metamucil Maniacs. How about "The Porterhouse Powerhouses"? REMEMBER...I'VE got MY contacts TOO! And NOT neccessarily ONLY from my WWF days! UMM...an INTERESTING thought just crossed my mind! I've got to go...I have a phone call to make! BYE-BYE BOYS! Michael Porter
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