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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 26, 2006 22:14:16 GMT -5
U know biff, you sure run youir mouth alot here then hide in the back row at the shows. losers? Mike Rayne is the Heavyweight Champion and May 19th We will hold the tag team titles. losers? Every member of the Apocalypse will be a title holder.. Seems to me that does in fact make Ric the greatest manager alive.. 3 men = 3 titles. you do the math.. And Tommy, Boo fuc*in hoo hoo, get a helmet son, this business is a beeotch. But dont worry dude, your Asulym will get thyre match against the badest tag team in the country. So take a lil happieness from that while it lasts!
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Post by CJ on Apr 26, 2006 23:28:49 GMT -5
Good gawd man do you ever tire of hearing yourself speak? I recall a crowd that did...
kisses...
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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 27, 2006 5:29:52 GMT -5
I thought you did your post for the month already. dear god woman, shut the hell up!
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Post by biff68 on Apr 27, 2006 20:16:19 GMT -5
i don't hide in the back at the shows. when i get there usually 10 to 15 mins. before bell time theres no room up front. plus sitting where i do you can see all the action alot better. thats nice try to drive your uwa fans out. be greatfull that me and my daughter are huge fans of UWA. its fun and you guys all put on a great show thats why i keep coming back dude. i will say that 2 of the 4 of you guys are ok with me YOU & mike rayne................tables and ladders and chairs oh my...................
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Post by iloveuwa on Apr 27, 2006 20:22:01 GMT -5
Dude get there like 45 mibns early, and bring money lol I got there 45 mins early and i got a couple of dvds and books and i got up front Anyway, I like "WildThing" (sorry) Rob Wilds New gimmik I like the heel turn and yeah im a big fan of the Apocolypse ( I spelled it wrong )
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Post by CJ on Apr 29, 2006 0:33:49 GMT -5
Hmmmm let me think...he said shut the hell up... Yeah...about that...NO! I may be collared but it doesn't belong to you. New gimmick? PA-LEASE...Wilds has more flip flops than a beach you just ain't been around long enough. It isn't about alliances or sides he's just a brute looking to beat up on the next "raising star". You know Wilds, there's a reason guys your age don't do this anymore. Not much more you can break, sprain, or tear. Maybe that's why you stick to the little guys now huh? All you can manage huh? kisses...
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Post by iloveuwa on Apr 29, 2006 0:50:04 GMT -5
Yeha lol ive only been to 2 shows, May 19 is the third...
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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 29, 2006 6:48:26 GMT -5
There CJ goes again, spouting off about c(aca) she knows nothing about. My past speaks for itself. pain is an afterthough. Otis and trent are next on the hit list after the Vega kids.
as for your "collar" damn right its not by me.. please... yuck...
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Post by tommytsunami on Apr 29, 2006 15:56:25 GMT -5
First of all Mr. Porter, I'm not jumping on you. If I was, you would know it by the fact that there would be two size 11.5 red and white wing tipped alligator boots on your face. But take the bull by the horns and take control of this promotion. Don't give me this "UWA championship booking committee" crap. You are the gawd damn commissioner for crying out loud. Start acting like it. Get your hands out of the pockets of the Apocalypse and return the UWA tag titles to the rightful champions, the Asylum. The Vega cousins can wrestle Ward and Wilds for the #1 contenders position.
As for you Rob Wilds. I got your boo fuc*in hoo hoo right here in the form of a rectal cavity violation at the hands of my man, the Bizarre Otis. Or maybe I'll tell Trent Hemridge that you are an oversized infant and he'll cannibalize you like the baby eater he's been speculated and accused of being by society and the court system (never proven yet). Or maybe I'll take care of you myself.
I've been around this business since January 2001 and I know, and I don't need you to tell me it can be a real beeatch, so I don't need any lessons about pro wrestling from you. If fact I can take my Master's Degree in Education and Secondary Teaching Credential from the State of California, apply it to wrestling and teach you a few things, PAL!
Back to you Mr. Porter. I've controlled Asylum members Otis and Trent Hemridge as best as I could for the past four months, and I must say I've done a damn good job, sans Otis' borderline sexual assault on Chris Ward. Which by the way, was not worthy of a suspension. I can't promise that I can control these boys anymore. They may not be the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, but they know when they are getting screwed and they are furious. They are ready to punish someone.
And Porter, I am still waiting for a copy of the UWA Rules Book and By-laws. I need to see exactly what rule Otis broke to warrant that suspension. Fax it to my office at the following number: 1-800-RIC-MICHAELS-SMELLS. Please attention it to: "Tommy Tsunami, the greatest manager in UWA (behind Sir Samurai)."
To the UWA Championship Booking Committee, will there be a tournament for the vacant Cruiserweight belt since Rik Luxury didn't attend the last show? I got a hell of a lot of respect for Rik and he deserves to be champ, but that's the precedent you have established in stripping the Asylum of our much deserved titles. Care to comment?
How about the Midget Championship? Hell, Short Sleeve Sampson, Ski Low Low, Kid Haiti, whoever the champ is hasn't defended the belt in over 12 years. It's time to strip him too. Here's a great idea to fill the vacant Midget Title at the next show. Book Ric Michaels' Intellect vs. Ric Michaels' Wiener and the winner is the new UWA Midget Champion.
That's all for now.
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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 29, 2006 17:14:52 GMT -5
I tell ya what Tommy, U wanna dance with me? you best pack a lunch son cause id like nothing more than to take those size 11.5 red and white wing tipped alligator boots and feed them to your punk ass.
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Post by tommytsunami on Apr 29, 2006 17:29:32 GMT -5
I don't want to dance. Who said anything about dancing? Find someone else to do the horizontal shuffle or macarana with. I want the Asylum's belts back, that's all I want. The Asylum is prepared to do whatever it takes to get them back.
As far as packing a lunch, oh...I will. I'll make sure to also eat a good breakfast. Watch out, because my punk ass might even bring along a snack. Or better yet, the Asylum is so hungry for carnage, we might even fast for a few days before the show.
Whatever I just said was intended to sound like "tough talk".
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Post by Rob Wilds on Apr 29, 2006 18:56:26 GMT -5
Ok, tough talk worked Timmy.. It worked by making you look like a jabbering retard. I tell you what Tommy, I’m a fair man. I’m not totally heartless (just mostly) If your asylum can beat the team of our choosing I as the majority owner of UWA promise you that the your boys will get a championship match. Even if by some odd reason Chris and I do not win, it will still be done. I will announce the combatants of this match as soon as you agree Timmy sunimmy.. You are theyre manager after all, so make the deal "tough guy, hooooooo"
As for commissioner Porter, Don't worry Mike, you will approve of the opponents I have selected for the Asylum. The fans will LOVE it.
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Post by michaelporter on Apr 30, 2006 17:33:35 GMT -5
To EVERYONE...
Let's just wait until May 19th and see just what MAY occur. You ALL just MIGHT be surprised at what actions I MAY take in regards to The Apocalypse AND The Asylum!
Michael Porter
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Post by CaptainAmerica on Apr 30, 2006 17:40:47 GMT -5
Ive missed alot since ive been away. I beleive i need to clear a few things up. First of all i think it was wrong the Asylum got stripped and Otis was suspeneded after all the Apocolypse breaks more rules then anyone else and have not been suspended! Tommy i must correct you when you say that the Asylum is the UWA my friend im sorry to tell you "The Future" is the UWA. CJ dont call me a small task or a boy untill you get into the ring with me and realize i might be only 200 lbs and i might only be a cruiserweight but im not afraid of anyone, ill fight anyone any time no backing down, and its not small task, you ask Rob, you damn near have to kill me to stop me, and once its all over i still get up for more. This war is far from over. Only question is how will the UWA end up? Will is be an Apocolypse? or will there be a Future? Only one can win
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Post by CJ on Apr 30, 2006 17:44:53 GMT -5
Ahhh come on commish...spill it. I won't get to be at the May show.... tell tell tell... I so want to believe that War and Wilds are gonna get thier collective "communal" @sse$ handed to them. That would make missing the actual event easier to cope with. Please give us hope Mr. Commish.
And would someone put the pacifier in pipsqueak's mouth over here? Vega, I may not care too much for Wilds but the enemy of my enemy is just another chump to flip off...
kisses...
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