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Post by noahdonish on Jul 27, 2004 1:32:19 GMT -5
Turns out the contracts of both Ric Michaels and Michael Porter are up.......And heres the big part....only one of them will be resigned, gee golly gosh who could it be? Could old man Porter be back on his way to the welfare lines?
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Post by wcpwpro on Jul 27, 2004 12:18:44 GMT -5
Hey idiot poster boy... It is re-signed. You put resigned as in quit, which if im not mistaken Porter did once already, thanks to me. What's wrong Mikey did your unemployment run out? Or did it get your panties in a bunch knowing that I am the better man. What's that, you already beat me you say? You're still running that BS? I have already told you numerous times backstage when you bring it up, IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT WASN'T AN OFFICIAL MATCH. I know you were there, I was there and that idiot ref was there. I also know that the Sheep of Cooley's flock, er... Juggalos will say they saw it. Hell maybe I'll admit that it happened but it wasn't a REAL match. A match would consist of both of us agreeing to it. Not only did I not agree I didn't have time to limber up. If you want to go around saying you beat me, fine do that. But mark my words Porter, whether it is in UWA, WCPW, another promotion, on the streets or at the double wide trailer that you call home, WE WILL MEET AGAIN. Now please go take your viagra so your toothless girlfriend will stop calling me. Out-- Ric Micheals
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Post by noahdonish on Jul 28, 2004 14:04:26 GMT -5
sounds like someone is scurred of losin their job
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Post by michaelporter on Jul 28, 2004 14:52:03 GMT -5
Well...well...well!!! First of all Noah Danish...Donish...Fruit Pastry, you piece of garbage, I may be OLD, but you're UGLY...and I can lose weight! And I HAVE! Last check, I'm down 84 lbs to 260 lbs, so I'm QUICKER, STRONGER, and MORE AGILE! So, you'd just best watch what YOU'RE saying! There's STILL some bite left in THIS old dog!!! I've NEVER been on welfare, and I NEVER will. First off, welfare, while it's NOT the greatest thing, IS still necessary for some to survive. So, cut the crap!!! As for YOU, Micheals...I've dealt with you before, and I CAN deal with you AGAIN!!! I must state, you were great when you hit me from behind with my own baseball bat, with your SEVEN Apocalypse a**holes, kicking and stomping the snot out of me, BUT, as I recall, AFTER you took it upon yourself to slap the taste out of my mouth at my retirement UWA Event, what did you expect me to do, JUST take it and walk away? Besides, did an OFFICIAL UWA referree make a three count and raise MY hand, and declare ME the winner? YES, he DID! So, no...no...no...I did NOT walk away a LOSER! I'm MORE of a man at 53 years of age than you'll EVER be! Right now, I consider it to be ONE for YOU and ONE for ME. If we EVER have another face-off, I GUARANTEE...there's THAT word again...I would be victorious! Like my old friend, Rowdy Roddy Piper says, "I'm very EASY to jump ON, but I'm very HARD to jump OFF! And, so, I say to you, you dirty piece of human excrement, DON'T push me, because I WILL push back! By the way Micheals, I don't NEED Viagra...just ask YOUR old lady! Hey, UWA Management, if BOTH Ric Micheals' and MY contracts are up, how about letting US see who stays and who goes, ONE-ON ONE, ANYTHING GOES...WINNER-TAKE-ALL and gets a renewed contract and stays...LOSER (Ric Micheals) goes? How about it? I'll be waiting for your call, your e-mail, or even your post right here. I'm so wound up right now...I'M OUT OF HERE!!!
Michael Porter
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Post by michaelporter on Jul 31, 2004 13:29:34 GMT -5
Well...HOW ABOUT IT, MICHEALS? PU**Y GOT YOUR TYPING FINGERS? Or were you ALL TALK and NO ACTION? And, how about it UWA? Do we do this thing or am I wrong about even wanting to stick around this place? I'm STILL waiting for a response!!!
Michael Porter
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Post by Rob Wilds on Jul 31, 2004 15:03:55 GMT -5
What you need to do Porter is take that bad assed attitude and put it on ice. I will let you know what will happen when WE figure out how were going to handle this problem. Let's get some ideas people. How would you like to see this dispute handled?
Fire Michaels,
Fire Porter,
Let them fight it out,
Draw straws..lol..Let’s hear some feedback.
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Post by michaelporter on Jul 31, 2004 16:15:06 GMT -5
It's NOT attitude, Wilds. I'm just TIRED of "getting it" from different sides. Tell Micheals AND Donish that I will NOT be pushed around anymore. I've been a nice guy, and I TRY to get along with EVERYBODY. BUT, I'm tired of being mocked and made fun of. And I will NOT take it anymore! I AM going to stand up for myself, and fight fire with fire, IF I have to! Like I said on another board, "they respect ME, I'll respect THEM. They screw with ME, then, I'll take care of it...MY WAY"! NO THREAT...JUST A FACT...AND, A PROMISE.
Michael Porter
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Post by Rob Wilds on Jul 31, 2004 16:42:45 GMT -5
Mike, Let's put it like this.
If Marty Janetty told you that Vince is thinking about canning you or Mr. Fuji, But Vince has not said anything about it to eaither of you, would you handle it by calling Fuji out? I doubt it. What you would do is ask Vince whats up. Im not comparing myself to Vince and im sure as hell not comparing Ric to Mr. Fugi. But what I am saying is this, When I make the dissision bot you and Ric will know and it will be carried out the way its written or you will BOTH be fired. We have all been through a lot together, I will have a dissision for you soon.
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Post by noahdonish on Jul 31, 2004 16:52:55 GMT -5
No disrespect to porter but how can you even think about fighting when you had trouble lifting yourself onto the ring apron to announce the main event, i got it all on video when you whined for someone to provide you stairs
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Post by CaptainAmerica on Jul 31, 2004 21:01:33 GMT -5
Donish, Michaels doesnt seem fair to me that you two are picking on ole Mike Porter, Dont you two boozos belong in the circus cuz thats where i last heard that Clowns worked, you wait till im in UWA you two are getting the first two G-1's, learn to respect your elders, and get off my boy mike, you wanna fight, come get some of CaptainAmerica ill come down on you like the US came down on Iraq. CaptainAmerica P.S. Donish tell your girl friend she still owes me money for that good time i showed her
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Post by michaelporter on Jul 31, 2004 22:58:57 GMT -5
ALRIGHT...IT'S ON! First off, Wilds, check the board...MICHEALS "fired the first shot" on ME! I responded to HIM. By the way, you're right, you're NOT Vince. But, I'M NOT in the same catagory as the Great Mr. Fuji either. He was a MAJOR talent with the WWF/WWE, while I was just a Ring Announcer. And WWF/WWE had SEVERAL Ring Announcers they could use. So, you're talking apples and oranges here. No comparison at all. DONISH, you're right...on ONE aspect...YES, I admit it. I DID make a comment about stairs (actually, I said steps). That was the FIRST time I've worked as Ring Announcer that steps were NOT provided, even a chair. EVERY OTHER organization I have ever announced for HAS. I KNOW that the UWA has MORE class and that the steps were just an oversight. Right, Rob? Captain America, THANKS for watching my back, but other than Ric Micheals, I think the rest is just a misunderstanding that will be rectified by the October 16th Event...RIGHT BOYS?
Michael Porter
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Post by Rob Wilds on Aug 1, 2004 13:15:32 GMT -5
Mike, Your making my disision much easier with your venom your spewing. Read the post again, I didnt compare YOU to anyone! I used Ric as the Fugi. Before you start shooting off your mouth you should read the whole post all the way through. IE: "Im not comparing myself to Vince and im sure as hell not comparing Ric to Mr. Fugi." Wanna try again? As for the steps, It was an oversight but the more you attact me and the class level of UWA..The easier this disission is getting. Ric Michaels always downs on me, but never the company.
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Post by michaelporter on Aug 1, 2004 13:48:24 GMT -5
Rob,
THIS is what I wrote about the CLASS of the UWA: "I KNOW that the UWA has MORE class and that the steps were just an oversight. Right, Rob?" So, read MY post! You'll see exactly what I said. OK? Now, as to your post, I know what you said. I didn't say that you compared me to Mr. Fuji...or anyone else. You just took the two of us as a "for instance". So, to answer your question...NO, I wouldn't call out Fuji...UNLESS he attacked me in print or online...just as Micheals did! Now, I hope that clears up this issue. And Mr. Donish, I wasn't whining about the lack of steps. I realize, as do you, that I'm not the smallest guy in the world. But I CAN joke at myself "for entertainment value". THAT'S exactly what I was doing that night, to cover for my clumsiness at getting into and out of the ring. That's all THAT was. However, with my increasing weight loss, NOW down to 256 lbs, it will be easier for me to accomplish, should the situation arise again. So, in conclusion...I have no beef with Rob Wilds or Noah Donish, in particular or the UWA, in general. So, let's put those issues to rest! My beef is with that loud-mouthed Ric Micheals. And, as to HIM, my challenge STANDS!
Michael Porter
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Post by wcpwpro on Aug 1, 2004 23:16:35 GMT -5
Porter, Porter, Porter.
Man relax, don't give yourself a stroke over all this man. Yes it is true that we do not get along and yes it is true Wilds and I have no love loss either but dman dude cool it. Mike think it over is a match really what you want? After I retired you, you left UWA. I was still here. When you came back I said fine I can handle that and other the slightly messing with you I LEFT YOU ALONE. Both of our contracts are up. I am secure with myself either way bro. Are you? Could you handle being away from this business? You have said in the past that you would quit if you were no longer useful. Well..... As for Rob Wilds, yes it is true I do not like him. The feeling is mutual I am sure. But Mike you do realize that it is Rob that will decide what we do and if you piss him off it is bad for you. Hell go ahead and piss him off so he fires you it would make me feel better that I didn't have a hand in putting a senior citizen on the unemployment line again. Trust me Porter whether I beat you or Rob Wilds fires you, you are heading back to unemployment. I can see it now, EDD.. Mr. Porter what was your last job? Porter.. I was a wrestling ring announcer for UWA. EDD.. How much were you paid? Porter...Uh, I..Don't remember can you please just send me a check? EDD.. Mr. Porter we need to know. Porter.... Please send me a check I need it for my medical payments. EDD.. Medical payments? Porter.. Yeah I, uh, need Viagra or some other old man medicine. So send me a check any check. One of those big ones would be cool. EDD.. Sorry Mr. Porter but we don't do that. We will send you our decision in the mail and may I recommend a good shrink. Porter.. Just send me money I can't handle panhandling anymore EDD. Sir, you need help. Goodbye. <click> Porter...... Damn you WIlds, Damn you Micheals, Damn you UWA, You see Mikey your future is already mapped out for you. OUT Your pal RIC
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Post by michaelporter on Aug 3, 2004 3:51:23 GMT -5
Micheals,
First off...YOU didn't retire me! Circumstances (medical) forced me to leave. HOWEVER, those circumstances have IMPROVED many times over (I thank the Lord upstairs)! I weighed-in at 255 lbs at my Monday Dr.'s appointment! That's 89 lbs lost, now! I'm feeling better every day! That's GOOD for ME...but BAD for YOU, Micheals! You see, I didn't leave because I wanted to. I left because I had to. But, the reason I left is no longer an issue. NOW...YOU'RE the issue! It seems that after I announced the last UWA Event in Carmichael, I could "feel the fire" once again! I announced that one night just to see if "it" was still there. IT WAS!!! And, IT IS!!! It's back and I'M back! Now, OUR...yours and my contracts are up. Well and good. It has been suggested that we "settle it", with the winner staying and the loser leaving. Hell, even Noah Donish has suggested (due to his fetish) an Evening Gown Match. WHATEVER!!! It's getting to the point that I just want to SHUT UP all of the trash-talking and settle this damned thing! I am willing to do it in just about any manner. I would be willing to have a battle of wits with you, but I would be battling an unarmed man! So, why don't we just leave it up to the UWA owners and bookers to determine in which way we are to settle this whole thing? I'm willing. But, I don't know about you. It's not my call and, it's not yours. Let's just see what comes up. THEN...WE'LL DO IT!!!
Michael Porter
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