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[ricmicheals]

A good crowd of 90-100.


in an unscheduled match Jow Applebaumer def Rik Luxury for the BRAWL title.

1. Brian Cage/Tony Dreamer def. The Honor Society.

2. Otis def. Tommy Tsunami. Tsunami is now the Asylums manager.

3. Virgil won the UWA 2006 Rookie of the year battle royal.

4. Adam Thornstowe def. Luster the Legend.

5. Rik Luxury def Jason Vega, Marce, Seito Hayashi, Virgil and Kenny K in a 6 man elimination match to win the vacant UWA crusierweight title.

6. Warpath def Mike Rayne for the UWA Hardcore title.

7. The Asylum (Otis/Trent Hemridge) def. Full Metal JAcket (Rage and Steel) to win the UWA tag team titles.

8. Chris Ward def. Paul Isadora to retain the UWA title.

9. Vega def. "Wildthing" Rob Wilds 2 fall to none after Wilds got injured and New UWA commissioner Mike Porter deemed him unable to continue. Vega took the first fall with help from Applebaumer. Wilds got hurt in the attack between falls.

[biff68]

Wow what a great night. But very scarry for Wlid man Rob. Virgil should not of gotten the trophy and for half the match he didn"t evan get in the ring. (please put and some info on this site about the up and coming "MARCE", man that dude has alot of heart. )
Mr porter getting ambushed by those 2 pieces of c(aca)( yes you ric & Vega), that was soooo messed up and then during the match with rob wilds you putting your hands on Porter again was messed up until he got you with that cookie sheet to the back. that was great.
I think that fat piece of c(aca) "Applebaumer" should be banned from UWA or at least suspened for getting involed in vega match "that just shows that vega can not fight on his own".
And to you VEGA thats funny how you kept on walking around in the crowd and not once did you come over to me and slap me and my daughter like you said you were going to. we will see you all again on the 18th of feb............................Ring the damn bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michaelporter]

As NEW UWA Commissioner, which TOTALLY stunned and shocked me by the way, I would like to THANK EVERYONE who came out to the Orangevale Grange Hall last night for the debut of the UWA at our NEW venue in Orangevale.

We had a GREAT and appreciative crowd in attendance, and they saw some TERIFFIC action!

Besides BOTH the UWA Hardcore and Tag Team Championships, changing hands, with the MASSIVE Native American Warpath capturing the Hardcore Title from Ridiculous Mike Rayne, and The Aslyum (Trent Hemridge and the BIZZARE Otis) gaining the Tag Straps from Rage and Steel (Full Metal Jacket), the vacant UWA Cruiserweight Championship was captured by Rik Luxury in what was called by many in attendance, the Match of the Night in the 6-Way Elimination Match! Also, in an unscheduled opening match, The Original Bad Apple, Joe Applebaumer answered the challenge of Rik Luxury, blasting him into oblivion and re-capturing the B.R.A.W.L. Championship.

Now on to more serious business. I am contemplating diciplinary actions against BOTH Vega and Ric Micheals for their actions at last night's event. And also actions are being considerd by me against Joe Applebaumer.

First, for Vega's uncalled-for Super-Kick on ME, followed by getting the snot kicked and stomped out of me by both Vega and Micheals.

Then during the Main Event Grudge Match between Vega and Wildthing Rob Wilds, Micheals, acting as Vega's new Manager, decided to assault me again...first by slapping the taste out of my mouth, then by blasting me several times with some sort of metal object.

Finally, I'd had ENOUGH of Micheals, so I proceeded to bide my time and then, using my trusty old WWF neck-tie, began chocking the life out of Micheals. I then went back for the very same metal object and began to wail back on Micheals...two or three times in the back and shoulders and then once to the top of the head...creating an obvious dent in the object AND in Micheals' head.

And, as for Joe Applebaumer, his actions led to a severe injury to the left shoulder of Rob Wilds...either a BROKEN or separated shoulder, which led to Wilds eventual trip to the Emergency Room for treatment of the injury. He will also be dealt with accordingly.

After checking on Rob, I deemed it necessary to halt the match and award the "victory" to the undeserving Vega.

Despite being totally shocked by being named NEW UWA Commissioner, I hereby vow, to the BEST of my ability, serve the UWA, our Wrestlers and Staff and more importantly, our fans. I will TRY to follow in the rather large footsteps of former Commissioners, NEW UWA Hall of Famer (who was inducted last night) Doug Damien and Wildthing Rob Wilds.

THANK YOU, Rob for putting your trust in me.

The UWA will return to the Orangevale Grange Hall on Saturday Night Feb. 18th.

Advance Tickets are available by going to www.UnitedWrestlingAlliance.com .

THANK YOU ALL once again for making our Debut Event at the Grange Hall a HUGE success!

Michael Porter

[biff68]

Well said Micheal. i trust that you will do a great job.

[Professor Pimpstatus]

yeah that superkick that landed also on my $90 microphone... bastards

It dented the grill on it too, but I fixed it

[ricmicheals]

You won't be crying about the $90 mic when Vega shoves his $300 pair of shoes up your a$$.

Some peoples kids.

[CaptainAmerica]

$400 shoes ric im not cheap, these are leather cut straight out of Rob "MildThings" Wilds Mothers Fat ass

[ricmicheals]

I stand corrected